It's like if you wake up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life.

He's like actually some spy, working for the C,I,A. That'd be cool.

Do you think day ever cheated on mom?

No, I don't think so, cause that would involve sex.

I know, I mean , why can't parents just stay parents?

Why do they have to become people?

Why do they have...

Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?

You look like a jerk.

What? what?

Did you no get a good enough look the other day?

Alright, alright. We're all adults here.

There's only one way to resolve this.

Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.

Y'know. I don't see that happening!

C'mon, he's right. Tif for tat.

Well, I'm no showing you my "tat"